Sunday, June 7, 2009

WHO KNEW THIS??? I have been driving for nearly 24 years.... I would think I should have noticed the little secret on my dashboard that was staring me in the face the whole time...

I didn't...and I bet you didn't either...

Have you ever rented or borrowed a car and when arriving at the gas station wondered......mmm, which side is the gas filler cap?My normal solution was to stick my head out the window, strain my neck and look, try to see in the side mirrors or even get out of the car!

Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to share with you my little secret so you will no longer look like Ace Ventura on your way to the gas station or put your neck at risk of discomfort or injury.

If you look at your gas gauge, you will see a small icon of a gas pump?The handle of the gas pump will extend out on either the left or right side of the gas pump?If your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left.If your tank is on the right, the handle will be on the right

It is that simple!

hope that simple info had help u a bit in getting ur life easier....ahha ^_^
see ya next time...

Monday, June 1, 2009

The Interview

Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview.....
'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O-X.'

After returning from a foreign trip,
Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look likea foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that'swhy.'
Wife : ?????????

A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said, 'No sir, only babies were born here.'

Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!' The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg andordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, thedriver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'

Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard'* WASH BASIN * '

Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination.'

******Oh... Lest I forget ............. the funniest...*
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why???????????? Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!